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Choosing the right dildo for hand use is often confusing let along looking for one to fit you your fucking machine. We understand that, and that is why we only stock the very best in dildos for your enjoyment.

Doc Johnson has been producing dildos since 1976, and they designed the incredible Vac-U-Lock system that is without a doubt the best method of mounting dildos as you can change the dildo on your machine in mere seconds.

King Cock dildos produce some of the best lifelike dildos on the market. Their range of body-safe dildos feature powerful suction cup bases which makes them easy to mount on your fucking machine with one of our *Suction Cup Dildo Holder (*sold separately). You can of course also use that powerful suction cup for some hot and steamy shower fun too.

Mr Hankey's Silicone Vac-u-lock Compatible Dildos are the ultimate fantasy dildos for size queens everywhere. Their designs are incredibly detailed and cater to lots of fantasies. The best bit though is that they are all Vac-u-lock compatible.

Ox Balls Silicone Dongs are great for hand play. With a range of sizes and some kinky designs to choose from, you will soon see why this brand has a cult following. They deliver incredible sensations when thrust into any orifice.

A fantastic range of dildos giving you an incredible choice and ways to tailor your masturbation to your likes and tastes.