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"The best service I have ever received online, not only was the delivery incredibly fast but the customer service was superb too" 
(mr. J Appleby, Cambridgeshire)


"me and my wife buy all the time from lovehoney and they are really good store - so we were anxious if sexmachines were any good - but we needn't of worried as we've just made our fourth order with them - never had any problems and the stuff they sell works really well - we recomend them to any horny couple"
(***************, Cornwall)


"10/10 service.....enough said !!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Dean Levy, Golders Green, London)


"I AM GAY AND WAS VERY SCARED TO ORDER INCASE I GOT SCAMMED I NEVER ORDER FROM THE WEB BUT COULD NOT FIND FUCKINGMACHINES ANYWHERE ELSE.

SEXMACHINES.CO.UK GAVE ME GOOD ADVICE ON PHONE AND PRICE I PAID WAS GOOD, :) "
(****************, Wales)


"Just had to email you to say thanks, my wife cannot get the sexual thrills that I used to be able to give her as I am in my late 60's now and she is only 47, but thanks to your ufuc fucking machine she is so happy, which inturn makes me happy"
(Mr Keith Robinson, Derbyshire)


"Really great service.  The advice given to me about which product would be best for my wife was spot on!  Thanks guys.
(R. Shah, Wembley, Middx)


Website is easy to use and customer service is second to none.  Would highly recommend!
(Bradley Hoven, CA, USA)


Got my machine the next day even though I ordered at 2pm!  Havent yet had a chance to try it out but fab service.
(*****************, Guisborough)


Really good company, after looking at various sex machines and prices on-line, this website definately had the best machines at the lowest prices. Next day delivery too.
(Marc Christodolou, Loughton, Essex)


excellent products super fast delivery will definately buy more stuff from here.
(*******************, **********)


Cannot fault.  The item I ordered had just gone out of stock so they upgraded me free of charge.  Thank you :)
(Miss .T.Browne, Edgware, London)


SPOILY FOR CHOICE. SO MANY VAC U LOC DILDOS TO CHOOSE FROM, PERECT FOR MY WIFES STRAP ON.
(E. Jones, Carmanthershire)