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Wikipedia rather incompletely defines a fucking machine as: “a mechanical device used to simulate sexual intercourse”. Perhaps it would be a little more accurate to say: “a mechanical device used to simulate the penetrating partner during sexual intercourse”.
But either way, this is not the full picture. Thankfully fucking machines do not simulate real world partners who get tired or work at a pace to suit themselves. And of course most importantly, they do not simulate partners who cry out orgasmically just prior to seizing up entirely.
So a better definition would be: “a mechanical device used to simulate a penetrating partner who’s in perfect tune with the wishes of the receiving partner”.
There are many vibrating devices available, but it takes something a little bit more elaborately mechanical to simulate the thrusting motions of sexual intercourse. Human ingenuity has inevitably come up with plenty of solutions though.
Apart from the actual mechanics, fucking machines need to design in postures that are comfortable for the user. The machines incorporate various methods to ensure they are stable and anchored in the required positions. Such design considerations have resulted in a wide variety of machines available on the market today, at a suitably wide range of prices too.
There are machines that simulate horizontal thrusting so that the user may lie back or else adopt the doggy position. Others simulate vertical thrusting for use in a squatting or seated position. And the most flexible of all, offer a variety of different configurations for several different sex positions.
Another design aspect is more aesthetic. Some machines reveal their full mechanical glory, whilst others discreetly hide their nuts and bolts inside a cover or case.
Sex machines will always give users control over the simulated fucking. Speed of thrusting is perhaps the most obvious control and is common to most machines. Ideally this is controlled via a remote, so that users can change the settings as the pleasure seeking mind dictates. Other options, such as the length of thrust, are often found as set up configurations rather than real time controls.
Having provided a thrusting mechanism, then there is the matter of the choice of dildo or vibrator that can be used in conjunction with the machine. Here the choice is endless. The sex machine trade uses an industry standard known as Vac-U-Lock®. The sex machines which are built to this standard can be used in conjunction with a large range of dildos and other attachments with Vac-U-Lock® fittings.
Users can purchase small, large or oversized realistic cocks of various textures, anal dildos, double penetrators, or whatever else turns them on.
And there’s absolutely no reason why attachments should be limited to dildos or vibrators. Fleshlights, for example, are flesh textured mouths, pussies, or arses, styled as oversized flashlights. In some configurations these attachments can be used be in conjunction with sex machines to simulate a blow job or a female partner who is doing the work during intercourse. Such configurations are often referred to as masturbation machines.
So an even better, and final definition, of a fucking machine would be: “a mechanical device used to simulate a partner who’s in perfect tune with the wishes of the user”.
Sex Machines (also known as Fucking Machines and Masturbation Machines)
The first known type of sex machine was invented purely for medical reasons. A second century anatomist Galen thought that hysteria in unmarried women was caused by “female semen” entering the blood stream; it was therefore necessary for women to be medically prescribed masturbation (performed by a doctor), to extract the “female semen” via orgasm.
This belief carried forward over the centuries; by the 16th century an ingenious doctor who had spent many hours masturbating single women to relieve them of their hysteria, came up with the idea of an automatic device to masturbate a woman; a crude hand cranked device resembling an egg beater was the birth of the first sex machine or vibrating masturbator.
Steam power in the mid 18th century took the sex machine to the next level. Masturbation could be performed automatically and the doctor no longer needed to manually masturbate his patient. These early machines were large, the engine was housed in a separate room and the masturbating sex machine device protruded through a hole in the wall – not quite the pleasant experience that today’s masturbating machines achieve.
Masturbation was taboo and some little boys as late as the 1920s were made to wear a locked ring around their penis – an erection would ring a bell and alert the boy’s parents to unnatural thoughts and the likelihood of the evil of masturbation and ensuing blindness. However, the Victorian era had long gone and the swinging twenties had arrived; the first medical sex machines were offered discretely through mail order for the discerning and liberally minded client as a pleasure machine.
Types of sex or fucking machines
Fucking machines can be of two main types, penetrative or extractive: penetrative devices use the rotation from a motor to create a directional motion on a shaft, a dildo or other penetrative object is secured on the end of the pulsating rod. Extractive devices work similarly to a milking machine and can be attached to the breast, penis or other part of the body.
The appetite for sex machines has increased phenomenally over the last ten years. Initially created by inventors in their garden sheds the new machines are made to strict consumer standards and manufactured in their tens of thousands.
The market for the fucking machine is both male and female; the single gay man can now be penetrated in a fashion almost equal to the real thing in the privacy of his own home without the risks attached to casual sex. Similarly, the single woman can fulfil herself sexually without the need to engage in a complicated love life. With a society that has the largest number of single people in history, the market for masturbation machines and devices can only continue to grow. Fucking machines are also bought by couples who enjoy the thought of a ménage a trios but can carry out the experience without any emotional problems such an experience might cause.
The world famous Sybian sex machine
Dave Lambert from ABCO research came up with the idea of the Sybian in the 1970s but it wasn’t until 1983 that he set to work on his idea. By the mid 80s a prototype was ready and was initially called the Master Better or MB for short. To assist with the marketing of the innovative device a new name was given, Sybian is derived from the first three letters of Sybaris (an ancient city in Italy associated with fine living).
The Sybian is a sex machine which provides the woman with a stroking action which has been proven to stimulate women more successfully than vigorous fucking by a man. The action performed by the woman whilst using the Sybian is the girl on top position, thus making the woman in total control of her own orgasm. The device also acts as a training aid for the woman, she is able to develop her G-spot sensitivity. When engaging in real sex, she can ride her man without the penis size being of any importance.
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