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How to look after your fucking machine – caring for and cleaning of.

Firstly, remove all attachments. These can be washed with mild soap and water, the use of a fragrance free soap is recommended. Use of a clean towel or a soft cloth to thoroughly dry the attachment is preferred, do not use paper products to dry attachments as the paper will leave unwanted residue on the product. There are specially made sex toy cleaners available these would sanitise the attachments thoroughly and help to keep them looking like new. Try not to leave your attachments connected to your machine when not in use, store them apart from one another and preferably in an air tight container; bear in mind that rubber can easily deteriorate especially in direct sunlight or if kept next to other rubber products. Never warm your rubber toys in a microwave or oven - use warm water only.

Always read the instructions that come with your fucking machine, every manufacturer has slightly different advice regarding the care of your machine; failure to follow their guidelines might negate your warranty. When cleaning the fucking machine we suggest an anti-bacterial spray is used, these are easily and cheaply obtained from your local supermarket. Spray all non moving parts of the machine and wipe dry with a clean towel, cloth or a paper towel. Important - take care not to spray directly into metal joints, screws or close to the motor unit, any liquid may cause failure of the motor and would negate your warranty; to clean these areas spray the cleaner onto a clean cloth rather than directly onto the machine. We do not recommend servicing or repairing a machine at home it is best to contact your seller or the manufacturer for information on servicing and for details of the recommended frequency of servicing. If your machine is in warranty all mechanical failures due to faulty parts will be covered, if your machine is out of warranty it is still well worth contacting sexmachines.co.uk as they will be able to give you professional advice regarding any repairs.

The first sex-toys:
Entry into the world of fucking machines appears to be or an exclusive club as their sheer existence is unknown to so many. What kind of people are typical users of these wonderful if not unusual contraptions? To answer this question and the many other questions that anyone found stumbling on this article would be burning to ask, we need to take a trip back in time. So how far back do we need to travel to find the first sex-toy? Some might think the 1970s would be a good starting point, others may think those randy people of the 1920s may have some secrets to hide, or what about the naughty Victorians, who were unable to demonstrate their sexuality in public, perhaps there were a few surprises lurking in the Victorian closet. In fact we start our story a very long time ago, some 28,000 years ago!
In 2005, a stone object was found in the Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura, measuring about 20cm long and 3cm wide. This prehistoric ‘tool’ was made from fragments of siltstone and dates back 28,000 years; experts believe it may be the earliest example of a sex toy ever found.

Other early references to sex toys date back to 500BC, when phalluses were carved out of stone, leather or wood. The term dildo which was first used around 1400 AD and originated from the Latin for ‘dilatare’ (open wide) and the Italian ‘diletto’ (delight).In the Middle East, historical reports reference Egyptians and the Greeks using unripe bananas, or camel dung coated in resin as sex pleasuring devices.


Sex Machines (also known as Fucking Machines, Masturbation Machines, Fuck Machines or Love Machines):
The first known type of sex machine was invented purely for medical reasons. A second century anatomist Galen thought that hysteria in unmarried women was caused by “female semen” entering the blood stream;  it was therefore necessary for women to be medically prescribed masturbation (performed by a doctor), to extract the “female semen” via orgasm. This belief carried forward over the centuries; by the 16th century an ingenious doctor who had spent many hours masturbating single women to relieve them of their hysteria, came up with the idea of an automatic device to masturbate a woman; a crude hand cranked device resembling an egg beater was the birth of the first fucking machine or vibrating masturbator.

Steam power in the mid 18th century took the fucking machine to the next level. Masturbation could be performed automatically and the doctor no longer needed to manually masturbate his patient. These early fucking machines were large, the engine was housed in a separate room and the masturbating sex machine device protruded through a hole in the wall – not quite the pleasant experience that today’s masturbating machines achieve.

Masturbation was taboo and some little boys as late as the 1920s were made to wear a locked ring around their penis – an erection would ring a bell and alert the boy’s parents to unnatural thoughts and the likelihood of the evil of masturbation and ensuing blindness. However, the Victorian era had long gone and the swinging twenties had arrived; the first medical fucking machines were offered discretely through mail order for the discerning and liberally minded client as a pleasure machine.


Types of fucking machines:
Fucking machines can be of two main types, penetrative or extractive: penetrative devices use the rotation from a motor to create a directional motion on a shaft, a dildo or other penetrative object is secured on the end of the pulsating rod. Extractive devices work similarly to a milking machine and can be attached to the breast, penis or other part of the body.

The appetite for fucking machines has increased phenomenally over the last ten years. Initially created by inventors in their garden sheds the new machines are made to strict consumer standards and manufactured in their tens of thousands. The market for the fucking machine is both male and female; the single gay man can now be penetrated in a fashion almost equal to the real thing in the privacy of his own home without the risks attached to casual sex. Similarly, the single woman can fulfil herself sexually without the need to engage in a complicated love life. With a society that has the largest number of single people in history, the market for masturbation machines and devices can only continue to grow. Fucking machines are also bought by couples who enjoy the thought of a ménage a trios but can carry out the experience without any emotional problems such an experience might cause.


The world famous Sybian sex machine:
Dave Lambert came up with the idea of the Sybian in the 1970s but it wasn’t until 1983 that he set to work on his idea. By the mid 80s a prototype was ready and was initially called the Master Better or MB for short. To assist with the marketing of the innovative device a new name was given, Sybian is derived from the first three letters of Sybaris (an ancient city in Italy associated with fine living).
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Sybian is a sex machine which provides the woman with a stroking action which has been proven to stimulate women more successfully than vigorous fucking by a man. The action performed by the woman whilst using the Sybian is the girl on top position, thus making the woman in total control of her own orgasm. The device also acts as a training aid for the woman, she is able to develop her G-spot sensitivity. When engaging in real sex, she can ride her man without the penis size being of any importance.


Modern Fucking Machines:
The modern fucking machines are efficient, quiet and extremely well made. They are priced from a little over £100 up to several thousand pounds. Today’s machines have the ability to accept a huge range of different attachments to fulfil the desires of all participants. A browse through the web site of sexmachines.co.uk is an education in itself, but for the serious buyer it is the number one place to buy a fucking machine and the fantastic range of fucking machine extras. The guys at sexmachines.co.uk are eager for your business and will provide free information to help you come to the right decision. Staff are available Mon to Fri 10am to 4pm on 0800 707 6063.

 
Whichever direction you feel like taking your solo or couple’s play in, we’ve got the sex toys to get you there – and our dedicated family-run business means you’ll benefit from an extremely fast, personal and discreet service.

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