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All goods dispatched within the United Kingdom are FREE of charge.

FREE next day delivery - This service is only available on selected machines where stated and is only avaliable to UK customers - next day will be dispatched the same day as your order if we receive your order by 14:30 if your order is received after this time your goods will be dispatched the following working day, all next day deliveries are dispatched via Parcelforce Express 24 "next day" service for which you will receive a tracking number via email.

Machines are expedited via Parcelforce [ once dispatched you will receive a tracking number ]

Goods that weigh less than 2kg will be dispatched using Royal Mail 1st Class Recorded Delivery.

For International shipping prices please click here. 

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