Write an online review and share your thoughts with other shoppers!Reviewer: braddy from stranraer
i ordered the sniper pro NOT HAPPY i received this. I expect a refund or exchangeReviewer: D Hooker from Durham
received this machine as upgrade as the one i wanted was out of stock. it wasnt what i ordered but it was infact much better than i could have ever have hoped for. best thing about this machine is that it is smooth and quiet. good show :pReviewer: anthony d from tredington
got this for christmas and it is getting a lot of use. i use mine mainly with a fleshlight as a bit nervous about using it for anal penetration. but if i can find a small dildo i will be happier. do you stock anything really slim?Reviewer: Kovačić from Slunj
ovo je dobro jebati stroj. Sviđa mi se ovaj stroj za mene i moju ženu. ne trebaju baterije, tako da može ići dug put. dobro učinio te volimReviewer: Petr Katz from Stretford
this is like the first machine i have ever bought so as you can imagine i was a little bit scared to order lol. anyway it came no problem and there was no embarrassment as you couldnt tell what was inside!
i was worried it might take me ages to put it together but it was really simple even for me. so i got it all set up and put my dildo on and it was really nice. the machine logo lit up which was smart if im ever using it in the dark!
the machine itself was lovely and quiet like i was told and goes REAL slow or REAL fast so all good there. very pleased with my purchase and just wanted to let others know how happy i am.Reviewer: D Dubois from Vallon-en-Sully
C'est une belle machine j'aime le calme de la machine. Il me donne une grande expérience sexuelle et je suis heureux avec la façon dont j'ai été soigné par la compagnie. Je reviendrai à vous pour plus de jouets sexuels au printempsReviewer: xander helious from praha // czech rep.
It is this machine i by the commando sex machine and from http://www.sexmachines.co.uk who is in good best shop for the bying of all that is sexy machines and bits of good fun others to add to machine. It is happen me good sex cums and i like the hard in my hole when it goes slow and fast it is so warm and good for me that i make lots of messy on the floor.. i thank all my frends who work at http://www.sexmachines in Uk who sold me and shipping it to my home that is far away not in uk.Reviewer: AHMED RAJWANI from WEMBLEY, MIDDX
FANTASTIC ! ALTHOUGH I PAID MORE BEFORE SALE !!!Reviewer: kirstycreampies@**************** from northwood
Who’d ever imagine little me, on Monday morning I searched the web for a good fucking machine and in the afternoon I bought the Commando sex machine from sexmachines.co.uk, on Tuesday morning at 9am it arrived, I unpacked it, set it up in a few minutes, took my knickers down and had the best fucking of my entire life.
It is really quiet when its pounding me which is handy when you live in a shared property and it is easy to fold up and store away from prying eyes – a gem, a fantastic find, I am so happy.
I bought the commando before christmas and have really put it through its paces – must have used it about 10 times by now and every time has been a dream. It is so easy to set up, can do it in less than a minute now, what I like best it the almost unlimited positions it will fuck me in, my favourite is doggy but standing up is always a horny fuck too. Brilliant fucking machine, I highly recommend it and sexmachines.co.uk who have one of the best customer services I’ve ever come across.
Reviewer: Steven Knowles from Cheshire
This is a first time owning my own sex machine, and it's an extraordinary place to start!
Construction is a simple affair; with only a handful of parts to screw together. I was concerned that the flip-clips designed to keep the actual thrusting assembly in place on the pole that attaches to the base, might of been flimsy. Fortunately the clips have adjustable nuts to control the tension on the clips, so everything will stay in place, whatever the angle.
The machine is as advertised: a remarkably quiet piece of machinery for what it is. The most prominent noise, will be a high frequency whine from where the electrics plug into (audible on the demo video however, so working as intended). Mine has a slight bit of hum, from the motor, when the arm goes round on the wheel. I'm not sure if this is something the "dense copper wound motor" is supposed to cancel out, but it loses some of the bassy hum, as the speed increases. So I don't think it's a deal breaker at it's current level. I don't have anything to compare it to however.
The machine doesn't make obnoxious clacking noises as it operates, but it should come as no surprise that there will still be some vibration, that will travel down into the floor. The base has rubber feet to mitigate this, and to help prevent slipping.
The base is designed to be heavy, due to the thrusting arm assembly relying on a single pole for support, and it works well enough in most situations.
As one could expect, in spite of the heavy base, it will buck at higher positions and/or speeds while in use, or at certain angles (particularly high up on the pole). Fortunately Diva seem to of known about this, and the wide, clutter-free base can be easily further weighed down with anything to hand, should the need arise.
The vertical nature, and impressive range of angles and swivel on the pole, will make it appealing for anyone with limited play-space or storage capacity. It will happily sit in a wardrobe half-constructed & nearly ready to go, or under a bed if you decide to take the entire thing apart.
Expensive, but strong, quiet and versatile. A must-buy.Reviewer: **************** from ***************
Hi guys - just a quickie like I promised I would.
Also please do not show my name or address etc. ta.
A - M - A - Z - I - N - G complete golden tick for this bad boy :)
When you getting that holder thing in for my dildos with suction pads at bottom??